Voodoo Tiki Launches M.A.P.P.P. to Save Mixologists from Certain Death
With each passing day the prickly pear margarita's popularity grows, leading to more peeling and more needles deaths. At the current Mixologist mortality and injury rate the world may be out of barte.
- (1888PressRelease) June 08, 2011 - Everyday Bartenders, Mixologists and Bar Chefs are being brutally killed or injured peeling prickly pears to infuse tequila for mixing proper prickly pear margaritas. With each passing day the prickly pear margarita's popularity grows, leading to more peeling and more needles deaths. At the current Mixologist mortality and injury rate the world may be out of bartenders by the year 2013.
Voodoo Tiki Tequila declares, "No More" and launches M.A.P.P.P - "Mixologists Against Peeling Prickly Pears."
Known as, "The Tequila with the Tiki in Every bottle" Voodoo Tiki, the ultra premium boutique tequila now offers Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose - The World's First and Only Prickly Pear Infused Tequila. It's 100% blue agave, all natural, and it saves lives! Now for just 80 cents a day - less than the price of a cup of coffee - restaurants and bars can save a Mixologists life from the prickly wrath of those delicious sons of bitches.
To get around the dangers (as well as the workload and costs) of the infusion process, some proprietors use prickly pear juice, or sugar laden syrups. These thick liquids weigh down the cocktail leaving disappointed consumers "loaded and bloated" with thick, sugary "Pseudo Pear" Margaritas. And while some proprietors attempted to save time, others tried to save money by infusing cheap tequilas in the hopes the delicious and sweet Prickly Pear could hide the hideous burn of lousy tequila. It's a terrible tequila tragedy - Agave Genocide! And it's happening at this very moment.
Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose Prickly Pear Tequila is the death knell for subpar Prickly Pear Margaritas. Mixologists and lovers of prickly pear margaritas rejoice. Long live Mixologists, and the prickly pear margarita.
As for the sweet, delicious, murderous pears themselves, listen up cactus pears, live in fear. Your reign is over. We're coming for you. You can run, but you can't hide. You've seen the movie "Taken?" Yep it's like that.
Asked how the company could possibly peel all those prickly pears without employee injury? "Habachi Chefs", answered Voodoo Tiki V.P. of Southeast Business Development Michael Cuevas. " We noticed how those guys took no crap from shrimp while eating combination dinners one night at Bennihana and hired them on the spot."
To Join M.A.P.P.P. become part of the Voodoo Tiki tribe at www.VoodooTiki.com/jointhetribe.
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