David Dunbar announces the release of: 'Ethel, the Two-Teated Cow' and 'Who Picked the Elephant's Nose?' Unnatural stories for abnormal children
'Ethel, the Two-Teated Cow' and 'Who Picked the Elephant's Nose?' are the latest books to be released by David Michael Dunbar. 'Ethel, the Two-Teated Cow' features 21 rhyming stories including: 'The Ballad of Jacob Needle (The Young Dung Beetle),' 'For the Elephant Seal and His Michigan Bride,' and more! 'Who Picked the Elephant's Nose?' is the author's follow-up and contains 26 total stories.
- Parkersburg-Marietta, WV-OH (1888PressRelease) September 08, 2012 - In 'Ethel, the Two-Teated Cow and other Unnatural Stories for Abnormal Children' author David Michael Dunbar explores the 'unnatural side' of children's humor with 21 children's rhymes.
Meet Ethel, the cow with only two teats. Brutus is the blind seeing-eye dog whose owners often meet an untimely demise. Oscar, the 4-legged octopus battles a propeller. Jacob Needle-a young dung beetle-has a crappy life. And what about the elephant seal that looks like Jimmy Durante?
Ethel, the Two-Teated Cow and other Unnatural Stories for Abnormal Children. 52 pages. Buy it now for $8.00 on Lulu.
In response to 'Ethel, the Two-Teated Cow and other Unnatural Stories for Abnormal Children' author David Michael Dunbar has written a second book of 'unnatural' children's humor entitled 'Who Picked the Elephant's Nose?'
With 23 rhyming children's poems and 3 children's stories the book features culinary poems as 'Veronica Vulture' the vulture who loves stink-nasty road kill and 'Sam and Ella's Restaurant' a restaurant run by two sewer rats with a menu more potent than ipecac. In his poem, 'Who Picked the Elephant's Nose?' Dunbar demands an answer to the rhetorical question knowing that nose pickers will not answer.
'Gus the Gassy Giraffe' has gas… or does he? When Mildred the Jersey cow begins jumping over imaginary fences the only conclusion that can be reached is that 'Mildred Has Mad Cow Disease.' And what about 'The Backward Adventures of Ellie M. and Linda Cluck' the story based on the real life adventures of a West Virginia girl who carries a chicken under her arm facing backwards?
Who Picked the Elephant's Nose? 86 pages. Buy it now for $9.00 on Lulu.
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